Twitterings

How glorious it would be to sit through Ricky Gervais' new show and give your winnings to the bratty kids for their education?
Huge shark discovered off the coast of New Mexico, being spanked by a turbot with a copy of National Geographic.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@FinlayVickie Oh, I couldn't possibly do that - I may say something rude or offensive... 😇
When you've vigorously fucked two western superpowers to the point of collapse & spread the grotesque STD of fascis… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Friday ponderings: Boris Johnson not only resembles the left testicle of a polar bear with scrotal elephantiasis in… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@Cool_Hand_Lou The ingenuity is outstanding. Who knew boobs could be so flexible and indeed useful to wildlife?
@Cool_Hand_Lou For the love of unsaturated fats, why?!
Oh, Mr @Nigel_Farage, you duplicitous scrotal sack. It appears your skullduggery may well have finally caught up wi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Another day, another story of a President of the USA demanding some pornstar spank him with Forbes magazine.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Well, well, well! It transpires that, for his entire tenure at the @WhiteHouse, Seb Gorka was an unctuous, racist,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Illiterate. No skills. Struggle in the country. Not successful. This sycophant just can't stop talking about… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Like a spoilt child screaming at his mother in a supermarket "OK, I'll buy this candy with my birthday money, but y… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When people say that you should respect the office of President, that's all fair and good. One can respect a lavato… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
"I did not lie under oath", says Scandinavian, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryan poster-child who said under oath that… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Yay! Another bullshit and childish attack on democracy from baby-baby (downgraded from man-baby) that fell flat (fu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
The most risible, Farageable, twattish Tweet I've ever seen, since Trump's last wankathon. @Conservatives, out to e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
When @PressSec holds one of her "I'm going to stand here, look like I've been hit repeatedly in the face with a bas… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I feel it imperative to advise @realDonaldTrump that the entire planet knows he has a tiny cock. #StormyDaniels let… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I may well be bloody hungover, but Donald Trump (yes, you @realDonaldTrump) just had a pornstar tell the world he h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@spacepiece @nytimes I wouldn't consider it a date if you have to pay $130,000 - maybe I'm just being old-fashioned?
@spacepiece @nytimes "date" ha! 😂
Currently researching whether it's possible for a @realDonaldTrump to interbreed with an @IvankaTrump to create a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
RT @mikegalsworthy: Wow - way to promote Labour! twitter.com/conservativesg…
You knew it. It was obvious. But when you see it in writing...triple "ew!" and a quadruple bucket of vomit.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
What a picture! Han Solo, Luke Skywalker & Chewbacca having a laugh off-set, without that bitch Darth. twitter.com/alanelliott1/s…
I feel a sense of peace and tranquility descend upon me. Ladies and/or gentlemen: The headline I've been waiting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Just entered @realDonaldTrump's published stats into BMIVisualuzer.com. Best joke of the year so far. High fi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
This is an amazing magic trick! See if you can spot how it's done: 1) Take a doctor 2) Put them in front of an… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Hey, @PressSec / @SHSanders45 A few people who have been on TV... Jeffrey Dahmer: serial killer Bill Cosby: rapi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
You'll find, @realDonaldTrump, that this is "fake news". 100% of Trump news coverage is negative, because it's cov… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
... show in front of a German soldier, who fortunately turned out to be part of The Resistance. A tense pause, a si… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
I created a new wallpaper for my mobile yesterday and a client called as I was signing for a letter this morning. P… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Each Tweet I saw today from a member of the @GOP or an enabler / relation / surrogate of @realDonaldTrump, making a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Every time this mangled gonad communicates with the outside world, his words appear less attached to reality than h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
There are times you sigh at someone. Perhaps you have to facepalm in dismay. Other times, you simply have to slap t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
In hindsight, the light aircraft crash that @Nigel_Farage survived in 2010, may retrospectively be the most damagin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Alexa, we have a problem if a racist 'president' with the mental capacity of a 2-year-old can annihilate democracy… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
The classic racist love story. Racist boy meets racist girl, then racist leader of racist party dumps racist girlfr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
@DixiDoodle @realDonaldTrump I do apologise! 😁
@jezmck @realDonaldTrump 😂 I can unfortunately imagine him referring to it as that!
After rinsing the taste of vomit from my mouth, having read all the stories about @realDonaldTrump and his gobble o… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Benedict Francis
Trey Gowdy dumped from the Ethics Committee and heads back to the hills, which apparently have eyes.
Whatever The Fuck It Was That Putin Filmed Trump Doing With Russian Hookers #AdultFilmAHorrorMovie
Pissed as a Newt Gingrich spewing the same old, tired drivel on the same old, tired show. Slightly embarrassing (if… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
The president is in such good health, he is now considered fit to fight in Vietnam. R̶o̶n̶n̶i̶e̶ ̶R̶o̶n̶i̶ ̶R̶o̶d̶… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
He's gone too far. Now he's desecrated the sanctity of porn. When will this madness end!!? #stormydanielstwitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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